Kumpulan Jokes #1

Berikut ini adalah kumpulan jokes dari situs tetangga (www.lautanindonesia.com/forum). Selamat menikmati…ūüôā

Setence start with “I”

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the…

Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Allright or Full Right?

Robbie : are you all right , mr. Darryl?

Darryl : oh, i’m all right, how about you?

Robbie : no, i’m half-right and half-left

Bee Jokes

Q.  What did the bee say to the flower?

A.  Hello honey!

Q.  Can bees fly in the rain?

A.  Not without their little yellow jackets!

Q.  What goes zzub, zzub?

A.  A bee flying backwards!

Q.  Why do bees buzz?

A. ¬†Because they can’t whistle!

Q. ¬†What kind of bee can’t be understood?

A.  A mumble bee!

Q. ¬†What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?

A. ¬†He’s bee-witched!

Q. ¬†What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?

A.  Bee-thoven!

Q.  What bee is good for your health?

A.  Vitamin bee!

Q.  What did the confused bee say?

A.  To bee or not to bee!

Q.  Who is the bees favorite pop group?

A.  The bee gees!

Q.  Who is the bees favorite singer?

A.  Sting!

Q.  What did the spider say to the bee?

A.  Your honey or your life!

Q. ¬†Who is a bee’s favorite painter?

A.  Pablo Beecasso!

Q.  Why do bees hum?

A. ¬†Because they’ve forgotten the words!

Q.  What TV station do bees watch?

A.  the Bee Bee C!

Q.  What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

A.  Bee-hive yourself!

Q.  What do you call a bee born in May?

A.  A maybe!

Q.  Where do bees go on holiday?

A.  Stingapore!

~~~To Be Continued~~~

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